Beware April Fools Worm

A Hooters girl told me her job in military Intelligence with the United States Air Force in Germany was writing code to manufacture computer...

You might be drunk if...

...you don't even know your hand is missing.Samurai ninja not nabbed by CCTV cams in Victim Disarmament ZoneMan Punches Attacker With Hi...

Judges say Obama can be illegal alien

Keyes to appeal case on Obama's eligibility, lawyer says dismissal "eviscerates' Constitution's rules for president"Se...

Ron Paul Militia kicks police a$$

Missouri State Police Orders Rewrites MIAC Report Distribution, Suspends Top Cop, Bob Barr Exits FEMA Bunker Isn't it a felony to falsly...

Capricorn One Moonscam, er, Marscam

8pm EST tonight on Turner Classic Movies Channel."Oh, the marvels of American science. Here we are millions of miles from earth, and we...

Knoxville sailor files criminal charges v Obama

Federal criminal complaint contends Obama ineligibleNote that the US attorneys general office in Knoxville has told Pirate News that US DOJ ...

Britain sux: Gas tax 71%, all driver licenses void

Fuel Duty rise set to bring fuel tax to 71% in 2 weeks Never mind that Britain is a member of OPEC, and OPEC members sell gas to the public ...

How to change a light bulb

It only took 4 years to remove a light bulb from a Triumph Daytona 600.TriumphRAT.net: Mystery solved by Pirate NewsThe following videos are...

Oil Change IQ Test for Men & Women

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.2) Drink a cup of ...

Constitutional Right to Travel without a Driver License Contract

LICENSEcontracts. A right given by some competent authority to do an act, which without such authority would be illegal.-LawGuru.comDURESS.A...

Fish blow bubbles - who knew?

Bored Dolphins at SeaWorld

Killer Spider in Aisle 5

Brazilian wandering spiderATTENTION SHOPPERS: University destroys "venonmous deadly spider" without photos, then claims it's s...

Joss Whedon reads The Franklin Coverup

My Pet Goat"Hahaha, mine is an evil laugh."-Alpha, DollhouseTHE FRANKLIN COVERUP - FREE EBOOK DOWNLOADAutobiography by Senator Joh...

Pirate News BANNED by WATE TV Forum

Pirate News BANNED by WATE Forum for posted TRUE radio broadcast by Blount County Sheriff Office in Tennessee, with post censored and delete...

Walmart gang initiation mass murders

Pirate News BANNED by WATE Forum for posted TRUE radio broadcast by Blount County Sheriff Office in Tennessee, with post censored and delete...

Banned hyperlinks cost you $11,000 a day

Banned hyperlinks could cost you $11,000 a dayAsher MosesThe AustralianMarch 17, 2009The Australian communications regulator says it will fi...

British journalist faces life in prison for DVD

UPDATE: Pirate News BANNED by WATE Forum for posting TRUE reports by New York City newspapers that drag queen Rudy Giuliani's family was...

Woman castrates 50 men on live TV

Including her husband.See also:Battle of Athens Tennessee 1946 - 500 citizens open fire and make citizens arrests of 300 crooked cops for bo...

British police state blocks passports for parking tickets

Motorists banned from leaving Britain over unpaid parking finesDaily TelegraphLONDON - A million motorists with unpaid parking fines face be...

Savage Weiner: Obama's Reichstag Fire

Gay Commie Republican Jew Michael Savage says Obama will attack USA in false-flag terror bombings for the New World Odor. Sounds like a ween...

Israel to cease to exist, says CIA & Israelis

US taxslaves build apartheid wall in IsraelCIA report: Israel will fall in 20 years Press TV13 Mar 2009 A study conducted by the Central Int...

Walmart to open Mexican stores in USA

UPDATE: Mexican gangs plan mass murders at WalmartOne more reason to boycott...Wal-Mart looks to Hispanic marketWal-Mart plans to open its f...

Dollhouse: Joss Whedon's homage to MKULTRA, Waco Massacre

CIA MKULTRA Laff Factory in HollywoodPirateNews: Belief in 'True Believer' raises rating for 'Dollhouse.' Best is yet to com...

Pirate News TV BANNED Again

Current link with litigation updatesUPDATE: Reporters Committee on Freedom of the Press reports on the ban of Pirate News

2009 Police Report: Informed Americans Are Domestic Terrorists

Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin, Bob Barr supporters, libertarians, people who display bumper stickers, people who own gold, or people who fly a U.S...

Redneck police cadet massacres 13 in Bama

This is one reason why I refer to cops as "police state death squads". And why working in a sausage factory is bad for your sanity...

Scumbag Demorats investigate cops who arrest illegal aliens

Too bad Tennessee cops, prosecutors, politicians and judges never met an illegal alien they didn't love. In fact, they sold 500,000 fake...

Dick Cheney ran assassination squads

Hersh: Cheney Ran SS-Style Political Assassination Unit Award-winning investigative reporter Seymour Hersh dropped another bombshell this we...

Raynella Dossett Leath murder trial with Deputy Robocop Sniper Update

Pirate News CourtWatch 10 March 2009UPDATE: "Once a revered Knox County Criminal Court judge, Richard Baumgartner on Tuesday shuffled i...

Bad paintings of Hussein Obama

Bad paintings of ObamaBehold a pale horse...Nude ObamaUSA is domed.

Insane Congress bans organic farming

Criminalizing Organic Farming? Bills: HR 875 and S 425HR 875 The food police, criminalizing organic farming and the backyard gardener, and v...

Gay Cure

Apparently the winner of Italian Idol song contest:VIDEOwww.rense.com/general85/pop.htm

Biden goes insane

Biden says "Afghanistan threatens entire world"and "Afghanistan planned 9/11"www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0%2C%2C4084230%2...

Czechs catch US pharma with Bird Flu in vaccines

Crap, I've got the flu today... Kicking its little flu ass with oregano oil, garlic, guai, colloidal silver, raw fruit juice and medicin...

Piratenews tours TVA Disaster Zone

TVA kills 150 people every year with clean coal...TVA wont start cleanup until 3 months after disaster...LocustFork.net: TVA to begin coal a...