Beware April Fools Worm

A Hooters girl told me her job in military Intelligence with the United States Air Force in Germany was writing code to manufacture computer...

You might be drunk if...

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Judges say Obama can be illegal alien

Keyes to appeal case on Obama's eligibility, lawyer says dismissal "eviscerates' Constitution's rules for president"Se...

Ron Paul Militia kicks police a$$

Missouri State Police Orders Rewrites MIAC Report Distribution, Suspends Top Cop, Bob Barr Exits FEMA Bunker Isn't it a felony to falsly...

Capricorn One Moonscam, er, Marscam

8pm EST tonight on Turner Classic Movies Channel."Oh, the marvels of American science. Here we are millions of miles from earth, and we...

Knoxville sailor files criminal charges v Obama

Federal criminal complaint contends Obama ineligibleNote that the US attorneys general office in Knoxville has told Pirate News that US DOJ ...

Britain sux: Gas tax 71%, all driver licenses void

Fuel Duty rise set to bring fuel tax to 71% in 2 weeks Never mind that Britain is a member of OPEC, and OPEC members sell gas to the public ...