UT students shove wine bottles up rectums to protest underage drinking laws

So who's ready for sloppy seconds with your gay buds? No law against underage enemas. Johnny Knoxville got rich off this shit. GO VOLS!

On September 22, 2012 at approximately 0115 hours, I was dispatched to the University of Tennessee Emergency Room in response to a request for assiatance from the Knoxville Police Department. Upon arrival I was met by KPD Investigator P. Tipton, who advised that